Love Sonnet 18

It can't be trust if you say you don't know who Shakespeare is, a well-known man of letters also an expert of love poetic poet. Every woman who hear poetic words straightaway from him maybe will melting into cherry blossom ice cream: red cheek. Unfortunately, in this twenty first century, if you act like Shakespeare did, you maybe have to wait when your gf said: enough I want to rolling on the floor. Then run immediately to toilet (do pee-pee). I am kidding.
But, just for your info, this is a Shakespeare's Love Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Sorry, I can't translate it. Too..empty,eh?-oh ya know-. I'd rather say the truth than recite this as a dare in the game truth or dare. Those are awesome and awful words, but because of it I don't like it verrrrrry much! A ridiculous for me. Empty.
Did you imagine someone had recite it while look straight into your eyes? Haha, just enjoy it. Bye, ROFL!